The Bromeliad Trilogy: Wings by Terry Pratchett

Author:Terry Pratchett
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780062193834
Publisher: HarperCollins

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SATELLITES: They are in SPACE and stay there by going so fast that they never stay in one place long enough to fall down. TELEVISIONS are bounced off them. They are part of SCIENCE.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia

for the Inquiring Young Nome

by Angalo de Haberdasheri

IT WASN’T THE Thing that woke Masklin up. It was Gurder.

Masklin lay with his eyes half closed, listening. Gurder was talking to the Thing in a low voice.

“I believed in the Store,” he said, “and then it was just a, a sort of thing built by humans. And I thought Grandson Richard, 39, was some special person, and he turned out to be a human who sings when he wets himself—”

“—takes a shower—”

“—and now there’s thousands of nomes in the world! Thousands! Believing all sorts of things! That stupid Topknot person believes that the going-up shuttles make the sky. Do you know what I thought when I heard that? I thought, If he’d been the one arriving in my world instead of the other way around, he’d have thought I was just as stupid! I am just as stupid! Thing?”

“I was maintaining a tactful silence.”

“Angalo believes in silly machinery and Masklin believes in, oh, I don’t know. Space. Or not believing in things. And it all works for them. I try and believe in important things and they don’t last for five minutes. Where’s the fairness in that?”

“Only another tactful and understanding silence suffices at this point.”

“I just wanted to make some sense out of life.”

“This is a commendable aim.”

“I mean, what is the truth of everything?”

There was a pause. Then the Thing said: “I recall your conversation with Masklin about the origin of nomes. You wanted to ask me. I can answer now. I was made. I know this is true. I know that I am a thing made of metal and plastic, but also that I am something that lives inside that metal and plastic. It is impossible for me not to be absolutely certain of it. This is a great comfort. As to nomes, I have data that says nomes originated on another world and came here thousands of years ago. This may be true. It may not be true. I am not in a position to judge.”

“I knew where I was, back in the Store,” said Gurder, half to himself. “And even in the quarry it wasn’t too bad. I had a proper job. I was important to people. How can I go back now, knowing that everything I believed about the Store and Arnold Bros and Grandson Richard is just . . . is just an opinion?”

“I cannot advise. I am sorry.”

Masklin decided it was a diplomatic time to wake up. He made a grunting noise just to be sure that Gurder heard him.

The Abbot was very red in the face.

“I couldn’t sleep,” he said shortly.

Masklin stood up.

“How long, Thing?”

“Twenty-seven minutes.”

“Why didn’t you wake me up!”

“I wished you to be refreshed.”

“But it’s still a long way off. We’ll never get you onto it in time.

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